By Cole
Let’s be honest: we’ve all wondered at some point where we fall on the kinky spectrum. Are we secretly plotting a life as a velvet-gloved dominatrix, or do we prefer the art of gentle submission, perhaps while drinking chamomile tea in a leather harness? Turns out- there’s a website out there that will tell you.
You probably remember that Max and I are evolving more of our sexual play into dom/sub play, so in the name of science (and for a little fun), we decided to take the BDSMTest.org quiz, and—spoiler alert—it did not disappoint. If you’ve never taken this test before, it’s a delightfully insightful (and only mildly eyebrow-raising) way to figure out your BDSM personality profile. Think of it as a Myers-Briggs for your inner kinkster. The results? Well, let’s just say they were both surprising and hilariously on point.
Meet Your Friendly Neighborhood Kinksters
In case you’re unfamiliar, the test gives you a nice little break down of where you stand in the BDSM world. It’s like getting your horoscope, only with more leather and chains. Here’s how things shook out for us (spoiler: one of us got “Brat” and it explains a lot about the level of snark around here). Not surprisingly we’re both 100% exhibitionists as well as 100% match for degradee/degrader. Our Primal sides line up, we both love to experiment, we’re nearly equal ratios of dominant & submissive, as well as robe bunny and rigger!
| Max | Cole |
|---|---|
| == Results from bdsmtest.org:= 100% Degradee 100% Voyeur 100% Exhibitionist 96% Rope bunny 96% Primal (Prey) 90% Submissive 89% Experimentalist 73% Switch 72% Brat 70% Rigger 59% Degrader 58% Masochist 54% Sadist 52% Vanilla 50% Primal (Hunter) 41% Non-monogamist 39% Dominant 37% Slave 31% Pet 24% Brat tamer 19% Owner 4% Master/Mistress 0% Ageplayer 0% Daddy/Mommy 0% Boy/Girl | == Results from bdsmtest.org:= 100% Rigger 100% Sadist 100% Exhibitionist 100% Degrader 98% Voyeur 98% Primal (Hunter) 94% Dominant 94% Experimentalist 93% Switch 88% Master/Mistress 87% Non-monogamist 86% Masochist 75% Owner 72% Brat tamer 57% Submissive 52% Degradee 46% Rope bunny 31% Pet 13% Daddy/Mommy 7% Vanilla 0% Ageplayer 0% Brat 0% Boy/Girl 0% Primal (Prey) 0% Slave |
| Max: Neither of our results surpised me, really. For mine, I definitely knew I’d rank higher on submission but glad to see I can flip the tables on Cole when we’re in the mood! | Cole: I’ll admit I didn’t expect to see Max be that high on dominate traits. Not sad about it; there are times I want to turn my brain off and just let someone else make decisions… |
Surprises from Our BDSM Test Results
Cole: Sadist: 100%, Primal (hunter): 98%, Dominant: 94%
“Surprised? No. Flattered? Maybe a little. After all, someone has to take charge around here, right? Just think of me as the Marie Kondo of the kink world—except instead of organizing your kitchen, I’m organizing your life… while you kneel for me.”
Max: Degradee: 100%, Primal (prey): 96%, Rope Bunny: 96%, Brat: 72%
“Okay, look. I may have a slight problem with authority… but only because it’s fun to push a few buttons here and there. Someone tells me to do something? Sure, I’ll do it… eventually. Apparently, I’m also a fan of knots. Who knew?”
Why Take the BDSM Test?
Okay, real talk for a second. The BDSMTest.org quiz is not just a fun way to procrastinate (although let’s be honest, it’s a great way to delay those emails you don’t want to answer). It’s actually a helpful tool for you and your partner to learn more about yourselves and your interests, even if you’ve never really explored kink before.
1. Self-Discovery
Ever wondered why you gravitate toward certain dynamics in relationships? Whether you’re the “bossy friend” or the one who’s constantly going along with everyone else’s plans, this test can shed some light on your personal preferences and how they might play out in a kink setting. It’s basically like doing emotional homework, but with more leather.
2. Conversation Starter
Believe it or not, sharing your results with a partner or even a group of friends can lead to some really fun conversations. I mean, who doesn’t want to find out who in your friend group is a secret Sadist?
3. It’s Just Fun!
At the end of the day, kink is about exploration and enjoyment, and the test is a lighthearted way to dip your toes into that world (without having to buy a full dungeon setup). It can even help reduce any lingering nerves you might have about trying new things.
So, What’s Your Kink?
Now that we’ve bravely shared our BDSM test results with the world (you’re welcome), it’s your turn! Head over to BDSMTest.org and take it for yourself—because nothing says personal growth quite like discovering your inner Rope Bunny or Switch. And remember: whatever your results are, there’s no right or wrong answer. (Except maybe “Vanilla.” Just kidding… kind of.)
Final Thoughts
So, what did we learn? Well, aside from the fact that we’ve got a healthy mix of Dominants, Brats, and Rope Bunnies between us, we learned that our desires dovetail together very well. Kink isn’t just about leather and whips—it’s about understanding what makes you tick. And hey, if that involves a little bondage or power play, we say embrace it. Because at the end of the day, kink is just another fun way to express yourself.
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